Life is an Absurdist Play

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tinsnip:

ask-ezri-dax:

Dear Diary:  Today on Terok Nor, I had the satisfaction of making a few cutting remarks about a certain tailor needing to let his own pants out.  Someone certainly has been nibbling on one too many Delavian chocolates!
Dear Diary:  Shit.  I should have known to leave well enough alone.  That troublesome tailor has once again paid me back in kind.  I was not surprised to learn that he caught wind of my scheme, but, Diary, you would not believe my astonishment at the good doctor’s involvement!  This is the same man who apparently sleeps with one of those - oh what do they call it? - ‘Teddy’ bears?  That’s actually rather sad, Diary.  He must have worse luck with women than I do with charming Nerys!

Hee hee hee!

tinsnip:

ask-ezri-dax:

Dear Diary:  Today on Terok Nor, I had the satisfaction of making a few cutting remarks about a certain tailor needing to let his own pants out.  Someone certainly has been nibbling on one too many Delavian chocolates!

Dear Diary:  Shit.  I should have known to leave well enough alone.  That troublesome tailor has once again paid me back in kind.  I was not surprised to learn that he caught wind of my scheme, but, Diary, you would not believe my astonishment at the good doctor’s involvement!  This is the same man who apparently sleeps with one of those - oh what do they call it? - ‘Teddy’ bears?  That’s actually rather sad, Diary.  He must have worse luck with women than I do with charming Nerys!

Hee hee hee!

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